LIZ LEMON: Look, I just need to catch up with this guy before he gets on a plane to Cleveland.
SECURITY GUARD: That’s sort of a cliché.
LIZ LEMON: YOU’RE SORT OF A CLICHÉ.
SECURITY GUARD: One way ticket to Montreal… crazy eyes… I should detain you.
LIZ LEMON: Please, I just need to talk to him before he takes off and I never get the chance again.
SECURITY GUARD: Fine, just leave the sandwich and go through!
LIZ LEMON: Leave the sandwich? Leave the sandwich? *starts unwrapping the sandwich*
SECURITY GUARD: You’re choosing a sandwich over a guy? That’s less cliché.
LIZ LEMON: *with her mouth full* I can do it! I CAN HAVE IT ALL!
(Source: hypospraying)
